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I'm sure I'll get oodles of amusement out of this unexpected gift. (I originally bought it for a Secret Santa thing, but ended up giving something else, so I get this! Yay, givings gifts I'd like to receive!) This one is newspaper classifieds or headlines that are just a bit off their intended mark.

Today's classified:
FOR SALE: Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

I kid you not. What a great mixing bowl set!